But this is what the Ammonians [Siwans] themselves say: when the Persians were crossing the sand from [Kharga] Oasis…while they were breakfasting, a great and violent south wind arose, which buried them in the masses of sand which it bore; and so they disappeared from sight.
-Herodotus 3.26
What Herodotus wrote here is unlikely, for wind across the Western Desert is most often northerly, not southerly, and dead still at the breakfast hour. Nonetheless his account has inspired archeologists and filmmakers to try to locate the lost Persian army in mid-desert, most recently two shockumentarians whose other films showed severing a penis and skinning a corpse. KhairAllah, Batal al-Shāsha, Hero of the Silver Screen, would no doubt have been quick to turn down those two roles