All in all I'd rather be in al-Nahud

My first impression was that despite the locusts we were better off in Kordofan than in Britain.

-British Colonial officer quoted in Bonds of Silk, Deng and Daly

It wasn’t the locusts but rather the Rukāb, Lice, that bugged me most about Kordofan although I might have picked them up anywhere, even on the EgyptAir flight outbound from Cairo. Yes, that must have been it, the Mummy’s Curse, King Tut’s Two Step, Cleopatra’s Claptrap.