Les vieillards aiment à donner de bons préceptes pour se consoler de n’être plus en état de donner de mauvais exemples.
-La Rochefoucauld
Less rib eye, more shut eye, less red eye. More chicken, less bacon, no bakin’. Eat the fish and cut out the bait. Is it still good advice if no one listens to the sound of one hand clapping? Today’s top news is on the bottom of tomorrow’s canary cage. And the day after, it wraps a dead duck. Don’t replay late night jokes if you miss them live- backing up isn’t worth the punch. Onward Christian soldiers. Aux armes, citoyens. The first one to leave, remember to turn out the lights. It’s better to live in the dark than to die at the dimming of the day. Bons préceptes, n’est-ce pas? Vive la vie, Ô Vieillard!