Grease, don't gird

In camel riding you ought to tie a sash around your waist and another across your chest up close under the armpits, otherwise all the internal machinery gets disturbed.

-General Gordon, Letter written from Meroë, November 1, 1877

Motorcyclists wear kidney belts to protect against the jiggles, sized Small to 5XLarge. Gordon was a small man- 5’ 5”- so he didn’t need a long sash to reach around a big jelly belly I never knew anyone to want such a belt, what bullfighters would call a Faja to hold their intestines in place if gutted, because drovers mostly walk their camels, rarely trot them. For that you need lubrication, not binding.